just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
