I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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