Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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