In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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