What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He passed out mid-signature
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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