I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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