she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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