no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize