Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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