Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We have started to decorate penises.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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