I'm gonna have a badass scar
Please, let me fuck your mom
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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