I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
