Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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