i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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