we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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