The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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