puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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