We won't sleep together?
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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