That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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