Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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