you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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