I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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