thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
