me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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