Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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