I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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