I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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