yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize