I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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