just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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