Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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