Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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