i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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