turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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