is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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