exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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