That's intense
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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