oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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