yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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