Buhtt sex?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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