Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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