it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
me + whiskey = a bad person
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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