He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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