Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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