You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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