Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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