Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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