fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Randomize
