Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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