Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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