i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
